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Good morning, SCV. This is The SCV Insider. I learned this week that a scientist once tried to prove that onions make us cry because they’re full of pain energy (yes, you read that right). Turns out, it’s just sulfur. But I do respect the drama.

In today's SCV Insider:

• This weekend’s events 🤩 

• Secret comedy show this weekend 🤫 

• Total Wine & More hosting an exclusive event 🍷 

Let’s get into it.

— Kate

This Weekend’s Events

Friday, Mar. 21

🆕 New Events

🐟 St. Clare of Assisi Catholic Church 47th Annual Lenten Fish Fry | 4:30–8 PM | St. Clare’s Catholic Church, Canyon Country | $16+ | Enjoy crispy beer-battered cod dinners every Friday from March 7–April 11. Special culture nights: Hispanic Night (March 21) with folklorico & mariachi and Filipino Night (March 28) with live music. April 11 is drive-through only. Dinners include coleslaw, fries & roll.

🥾 March Community Hike & Mural Painting | 6:00–7:30 PM | Central Park, Santa Clarita | Join the City of Santa Clarita for a sunset community hike followed by mural painting! The 1.7-mile moderate hike features a 250-ft elevation gain and an out-and-back route perfect for all ages. After the hike, come together to create community art murals—all supplies provided! For updates, follow HikeSCV on Instagram or explore Santa Clarita trails on All Trails.

🎭 A Couple of Blaguards – Presented by The Tavern Brawlers | 8:00 PM (+ multiple shows this weekend) | The MAIN, Santa Clarita | Experience a lively and poignant two-man revue based on Frank McCourt’s Pulitzer Prize-winning memoir Angela’s Ashes. Set in 1930s Ireland and post-war Brooklyn, this heartwarming play follows the trials of young Frank and his brother Malachy through poverty, immigration, and family bonds. Featuring Irish tunes and humor, this entertaining performance blends laughter and heartfelt storytelling.

🎭 The Importance of Being Earnest – Theater Production by The Master’s University | 8:00–9:30 PM (+ multiple shows this weekend) | The Master’s University, Music Recital Hall | $15.22 TMUS Students & Staff / $25.62 General Admission | Enjoy Oscar Wilde’s beloved comedy of manners, The Importance of Being Earnest. Set in Victorian England, the play follows the charming misadventures of Jack, Algy, Gwendolen, Cecily, and the formidable Lady Bracknell in a satirical tale of mistaken identities and witty social critique. Show Dates: March 21–29.

🔄 Recurring Friday Events

🎵 Live Music at Lucky Luke Brewing | 6–9 PM | Lucky Luke Brewing | Start your weekend with great brews and even better tunes.

🎤 Fuel Pump Friday’s Karaoke at Route 66 | 8 PM | Route 66 Grill | Your shot at karaoke glory awaits.

Saturday, Mar. 22

🆕 New Events

🏃 Valencia Trail Race | 5:00 AM Check-in | Trailhead: 29889 San Francisquito Canyon Rd, Santa Clarita | $129–$202 | Challenge yourself with a 10K, Half Marathon, or 50K Ultra on breathtaking trails featuring peaks, ridgelines, and scenic canyons. The first race kicks off at 6:15 AM.

🛠 Clean Up the Ridge Route Volunteer Event | 9:00 AM–12:00 PM | Carl’s Jr, 49669 Gorman Post Rd, Gorman | Help restore the historic Old Ridge Route! Volunteers will assist with road repairs to prevent erosion as part of efforts to reopen this scenic and historically significant route. Ridge Route experts will share insights into its history and future plans. Make sure to RSVP!

🎓 Discover Day at College of the Canyons | 10:00 AM–2:00 PM | College of the Canyons, Santa Clarita | FREE | Explore academic programs, meet faculty and staff, and learn about campus resources at this family-friendly open house event. Enjoy campus tours, workshops, and presentations to help new and prospective students discover what COC has to offer. Free food and parking in student lots provided. Don’t miss this opportunity to envision your future at COC!

🧶 Project Linus Semi-Annual Make a Blanket Day | 10:00 AM–4:00 PM | College of the Canyons, East Gym, Santa Clarita | FREE | Help create handmade blankets for ill children nationwide at this community volunteer event. Bring materials such as polar, blizzard, or anti-pill fleece (at least 1.5 yards), or drop off pre-made blankets between 10 AM and 2 PM. Students can earn service hours! Children under middle school age must be accompanied by an adult.

🐾 Spring Fling Adoption Event | 11:00 AM–3:00 PM | Castaic Animal Care Center, Castaic | FREE | Find your new furry friend at this adoption event featuring dogs and cats from multiple care centers (Castaic, Palmdale, and Lancaster). Enjoy vendor booths, free giveaways, and even bring your own pet to meet potential adoptees! All adopted pets will be spayed/neutered, microchipped, and licensed with fees waived. Help change the stigma around shelters and support adoption awareness. Donations are welcomed.

🍷 Vine 2 Wine: Circle of Hope’s Signature Wine-Tasting Event | 6:30 PM–8:30 PM (VIP Early Access at 5:30 PM) | Sand Canyon Country Club, Santa Clarita | Tickets Available | Indulge in unlimited tastings of California’s finest wines, craft beers, and gourmet dishes at this elegant fundraising event. Enjoy live entertainment, exclusive live & silent auctions, and networking with fellow wine lovers. VIP access grants early entry at 5:30 PM for an exclusive tasting experience. All proceeds support Circle of Hope’s mission to assist individuals battling cancer.

🤫 Secret Comedy Show | 7:00 PM & 9:00 PM | Indoor Location (Secret Venue), Valencia | $25 | Don't miss LA's best-kept comedy secret! This 21+ show features top comedians in an intimate setting, delivering non-stop laughs. Drinks available for purchase (no outside drinks allowed). Secure your seat and get ready for a hilarious night! ⭐ Highly rated by past attendees for its great location and atmosphere. Tickets to the 7 PM show HERE. Tickets to the 9 PM show HERE.

🎸 Lead Singers of Classic Rock Spotlight Series | 8:00 PM–10:00 PM | Santa Clarita Performing Arts Center, College of the Canyons | Tickets: $50–$95 | Experience an epic night of classic rock as Jason Scheff (Chicago) and Tommy DeCarlo (Boston) bring legendary hits to life! Sing along to iconic ballads and guitar-driven anthems from the ‘70s, ‘80s, and ‘90s. With over 15 million concertgoers having seen them live, this is a must-see for classic rock fans.

🔄 Recurring Saturday Events

🍅 Old Town Newhall Farmers Market | 8:30 AM–1 PM | Old Town Newhall | Fresh produce, artisan goods, and local vibes.

🏍️ Motorcycles & Coffee | 9-11 AM | Ken and Joe’s Powersports | Donuts, coffee, and motorcycles—what else do you need?

🎵 Live Music at Pocock Brewing Tasting Room | 7-10 PM | Pocock Brewing | Sip, relax, and enjoy live performances from local artists.

Sunday, Mar. 23

🆕 New Events

🤠 Western Swing with Southwest Biscuit Company | 5:00 PM | Club 507, Newhall | Tickets: $25 at the door | Step back in time with Jody Byrd and the Southwest Biscuit Company! This six-piece band delivers authentic 1940s & 1950s western swing that’ll have you dancing all night. Doors open at 4 PM, dance lesson at 4:15 PM, live music at 5 PM. No American Legion membership required—just bring your dancing boots!

🔄 Recurring Sunday Events

🍓 Valencia FivePoint Farmers Market | 8:30 AM–1 PM | 27426 Navigation Ave, Valencia | Free Entry | Shop fresh seasonal produce, artisan breads, pastries, locally raised meats, and farm-fresh eggs from California’s family farms. Enjoy ready-to-eat foods while you browse! Happening every Sunday.

🐮 Farm Visits at Gilchrist Farm | 9 AM–2 PM | Gilchrist Farm | $5 | Meet animals, try axe throwing, and milk a goat.

🐷 Visits at The Gentle Barn | 10 AM–12 PM | The Gentle Barn | Spend the morning cuddling cows and pigs for a peaceful start to your day.

Local Stories

Community

✨ Castaic Lake lit up in vibrant colors during the third annual Holi festival hosted by CRY America, a nonprofit supporting underprivileged children. Despite windy weather, residents joyfully tossed herbal-colored powders, symbolizing prosperity, happiness, love, and unity. Proceeds from the celebration benefited CRY America initiatives and helped support Castaic Lake after recent closures due to fires. Participants wore white, transforming themselves into colorful canvases while welcoming spring and celebrating life with music, dancing, and community spirit. (The Signal)

Entertainment

💔 Step back into the nostalgic charm of 1960 with Olive Branch Theatricals' production, "Breaking Up is Hard to Do," celebrating Neil Sedaka’s beloved hits. This lively musical follows friends Marge and Lois on their quest for romance at a lively resort, featuring classics like “Oh Carol” and “Stupid Cupid.” Performances run weekends from March 29 through April 13 at The Olive Branch in Valencia Town Center. Get your tickets!

Sports

🏌️‍♂️ The Master’s University's Jonathan Larson set a school record with an impressive nine-under 63 at the TMU Spring Invitational, breaking the program's 18-hole scoring record. His standout performance helped secure a four-shot team lead after a challenging day marked by rain and wind. Meanwhile, the women's team held fourth place, with freshman Hannah Ulibarri leading individually in fourth. Larson humorously credited his warm-up routine, saying he felt "very loose" and simply trusted his swing, resulting in a record-breaking round. (SCV News)

Business

🍷 Total Wine & More in Valencia will host Serata Italiana's exclusive event, “An Evening of Italian Food, Wine, and Real Estate,” on April 2, 6–8:30 p.m. Attendees will enjoy authentic Italian cuisine and wines, plus expert real estate insights from Natalie Blancardi and Italian attorney Antonello Pierro, who specializes in international real estate. Tickets are $50 per person, offering a unique blend of cultural immersion and valuable market advice. (SCV News)

Our Staff’s Weekend Picks

Watch

📺 Adolescence (Netflix)

“This new show pulls you in fast. A family’s life is upended when their son is accused of something unthinkable, forcing them to question everything they thought they knew. Tense, emotional, and full of twists—this one will have you second-guessing until the very end.”

—Kate Gullett, Editor-in-Chief

Eat

🍴 Tokyo Sushi, Santa Clarita

“Tokyo Sushi is hands down one of the best sushi spots in Valencia. The rolls are fresh, the sashimi is top-notch, and the vibes are just right—whether you’re grabbing a casual dinner or going all out. If you’re a sushi fan, this place needs to be on your list.”

—Cole Moeller, Head of Sourcing

Read

📖 The Maidens by Alex Michaelides

“If you’re looking for a captivating mystery, The Maidens by Alex Michaelides ranks high on my list. It takes place at Cambridge University where a secret society of students called the Maidens faces a stunning loss; one of their members is found dead and the prime suspect is their enigmatic leader, Professor Edward Fosca. This mystery is full of physiological twists and turns interwoven with echoes of Greek tragedy, it’s a page turner!.”

—Nina Morrison, Contributing Editor

Nina’s Resources for Readers

• How to Read More 

• Get a Library Card

• Libby - audiobooks and e-books - for free! 

• Silent Book Club - set up a local chapter!

• Events at Santa Clarita Public Library

Thanks for reading today.

Here’s your permission slip to kick back, relax, and pretend like next week doesn’t exist for the next 48 hours.

Until next week,

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